This right doesnt feel right - at all

I fucking HATE FUCKING NEW JERSEY.
yes.
i fucking hate it.

First of all, you can't turn left in NJ.
Whatever you do, dont turn left. You'll get a ticket, crash into another car, or simply... get lost. There's not left turning in this fucking state.

We were about to get to the place we were going, when suddenly a fucking fat black guy yells: you'll get a ticket! GO GO GO GO GO GO. D & I were: WTF is he talking about?
It seems he was the 'trap' coz 5 seconds after this idiot tells me i would get a ticket, i got a fucking ticket.
Why?
Well... let me explain another thing.
SIGNS in NY/NJ/PA are the worst in the whole USA.
Fucking things are not visible enough. They're not in the correct places.
So, I didnt see the NO TURNS sign on the other side of the street and I got a fucking ticket for turning -where i wasnt supposed to turn.
THe fucking cop was writing the fucking ticket for like 2 hours. FUcking IDIOT!!!
God! I'm just so upset coz I don't want to pay $77 for a ticket.
FUCK.
Fucking New Jersey.

Di and I had a wonderful time in NJ even though we got lost couple of times, and I still have diarrhea and a huge headache. We had a really wonderful time.

Thanks Di for coming to NY and for spending this special time with me. You know how much I love you and what you mean to me. Thanks for making me laugh/cry on Friday night.
That was awesome!!!
I wish sometimes we could do all the stuff we talk about, the bad things. :)
You're an awesome crazy friend and talking too much about stem cell research is killing the few neurons you have left in your tiny brain.
I love you!!!
Your weird friend
:)