Sweet

N. So how was school today?

n. bad. really bad.

N. what happened?

n. Zooey told me I'm not her friend anymore.

N. Oh Nikki! Why did she say that?

n. coz I don't know how to whistle.

N. I'm sorry Nikki. Just ignore her. Don't pay attention to her.

n. but she hurt my feelings.

...

n. Noel?

N. Yes

n. I missed you.

N. Did you? This weekend? But i'm sure you had a lot of fun!

n. I missed you so much when we were on vacation.

N. when you go to Disney?

n. no. when we went to the beach.

N. Ohhhhhhh... when you went to Montauk?

n. yes. you didnt come with us.

N. I missed you too Nikki.

Subway lady:

SL. so where are your kids today?

N. they go to school but we're gonna be here on Th & F as they dont have school.

SL. Your daughter is so cute! She looks just like you.

N. My daughter?

(laughing)

N. She's not my daughter. They're NOT my kids.

I guess at one point the kids start looking like the nanny. :)

and FUCK yeah! I'm going on vacation from 11/22 to 12/2.

so coooooooooool!!!